Part 1 —惹人討厭的辦公室行為：

I. ‘Microwave Etiquette in the Workplace’ 「職場上的微波爐禮儀」

● Please don't microwave super stinky 氣味難聞的 foods that can permeate滲透；瀰漫著 the whole office with their smelly odors臭味。

請不要把氣味難聞的食物放進微波爐，這會讓整個辦公室都彌漫著它們的臭味。

● Cover your container. Those will always splatter and leave the microwave walls looking like an abstract art exhibit.

蓋上容器，以免裏面的食物飛濺出來，使微波牆裏面看起來像一個抽象的藝術展覽。

● Never walk away from the microwave unless you're certain you'll be back before it beeps uncontrollably.

切勿遠離微波爐，除非你確定可以在微波爐不斷發出嗶嗶聲之前回來。

II. ‘Perfume Etiquette in the Workplace’「職場上的香水禮儀」

● Don’t use too much perfume that can permeate滲透；瀰漫着 the whole office with a strong scent.

用太多香水，令整個辦公室都是很濃的香水味。

● If you choose to wear perfume – and your office allows it – use it sparingly. 

如果你想噴香水，而你的辦公室允許使用香水，請謹慎使用。

● A light spritz on your wrists or behind your ears is sufficient.

輕輕噴在手腕上或耳朵後面就足夠了